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[clapifyoubullieve]

sO, uMM,
i'M GOING TO TRY THIS, uHH, tHING THAT, kANAYA TOLD ME,
(tHAT IS, tHE kANAYA OF MY TIME AND, nOT THE ONE HERE),
tO, uHH, hELP, mY SELF ESTEEM,
sO STARTING RIGHT NOW, i'M NOT GOING TO TALK TO PEOPLE THAT, uPSET ME, bECAUSE,
tHAT WILL HURT HIS FEELINGS, aND THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR HIM,

uHH, sO i HOPE NOBODY MINDS OR, iS OFFENDED THAT, i'M DOING THIS THING,

oK,
uM,
i THINK, tHAT'S IT,

Comments

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...Did you really just say that talking to people that upset me will hurt your self esteem's feelings? And did you really call it a him? Is this real life? Or is it just fantasy?

You kids or trolls or whatever with your weird text colors have issues.

[clapifyoubullieve]

uM, tHAT, iS WHAT i SAID, yES,

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Okay, let's hit the breaks and promptly throw this bitch into reverse.

Just so we're on the same page here. You named your self esteem. Rufio.

[clapifyoubullieve]

dO YOU, uHH, tHINK, tHAT'S NOT A GOOD NAME,

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Rufio is a beautiful name. It just sounds a little... What's the word...?

Oh. Gay.

[clapifyoubullieve]

oH, uM,
wELL, iT'S MEANT TO INSPIRE HAPPINESS AND CONFIDENCE,
sO, i SUPPOSE, iN THAT REGARD,
iT'S, uHH, gAY,

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

My god you are just precious. Not the kind of gay I meant, but I just don't have the heart to correct you now.

[clapifyoubullieve]

uHH,
tHEN, wHAT KIND OF GAY DO YOU MEAN,

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...The homosexual kind.

[clapifyoubullieve]

oK, uHH,
i DON'T, kNOW WHAT THAT IS,

>Birkin: Attempt to Speak in 13-year-old Vernacular

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Seriously?

Oh god, why does this always happen to me...? It's a boy who likes other boys rather than girls. Like-likes them.

>Tavros: Continue to be oblivious to the insult.

[clapifyoubullieve]

oH, iS THAT, tHE HUMAN WORD FOR THAT,
i FORGOT IT'S NOT, uHH, cOMMON THERE,

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

You guys don't have a word for that? Jeez you must be the most accepting society ever.

Also, I notice you didn't deny any of that.

[clapifyoubullieve]

uMM, i DON'T, rEALLY KNOW ABOUT THAT,

yOU'RE KIND OF CONFUSING ME,

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...Damn I can't even make fun of you effectively, all I want to do is give you a big hug and tell you everything's going to be okay. Stop that shit, I'm supposed to be a snarky bastard.

[clapifyoubullieve]

oK, uHH,
sORRY THEN, fOR MAKING YOU FEEL, uHH, pITY TOWARDS ME,

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Stop apologizing, you're just making me pity you more! You're so... Pitiable. No offense.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Wow, you could have condensed that into two sentences.

And left out the caterpillar thing entirely because my head is spinning.

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Bitch I will come over to whatever planet you inhibit, rip off one of those candy corns on your head, and stick it up your nose.

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Ugh, what is it with me and meeting people who are obsessed with chainsaws? You can't turn into one, can you?

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...I give up. I officially give the fuck up.