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[clapifyoubullieve]

sO, uMM,
i'M GOING TO TRY THIS, uHH, tHING THAT, kANAYA TOLD ME,
(tHAT IS, tHE kANAYA OF MY TIME AND, nOT THE ONE HERE),
tO, uHH, hELP, mY SELF ESTEEM,
sO STARTING RIGHT NOW, i'M NOT GOING TO TALK TO PEOPLE THAT, uPSET ME, bECAUSE,
tHAT WILL HURT HIS FEELINGS, aND THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR HIM,

uHH, sO i HOPE NOBODY MINDS OR, iS OFFENDED THAT, i'M DOING THIS THING,

oK,
uM,
i THINK, tHAT'S IT,

Comments

>Tavros: Continue to be oblivious to the insult.

[clapifyoubullieve]

oH, iS THAT, tHE HUMAN WORD FOR THAT,
i FORGOT IT'S NOT, uHH, cOMMON THERE,

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

You guys don't have a word for that? Jeez you must be the most accepting society ever.

Also, I notice you didn't deny any of that.

[clapifyoubullieve]

uMM, i DON'T, rEALLY KNOW ABOUT THAT,

yOU'RE KIND OF CONFUSING ME,

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...Damn I can't even make fun of you effectively, all I want to do is give you a big hug and tell you everything's going to be okay. Stop that shit, I'm supposed to be a snarky bastard.

[clapifyoubullieve]

oK, uHH,
sORRY THEN, fOR MAKING YOU FEEL, uHH, pITY TOWARDS ME,

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Stop apologizing, you're just making me pity you more! You're so... Pitiable. No offense.

[clapifyoubullieve]

oH, uMM,
tHANK YOU FOR, uHH, sAYING SO,
i GUESS,

wOW, i THINK, tHIS MAY BE CULTURALLY AWKWARD,

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

What, me pitying you? Why?

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...'Scuse me?

[clapifyoubullieve]

uM, uHH,
wHAT, kANAYA SAID,

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

That is not what I meant at all! Jeez, I am so sorry. I already have someone and no offense b-but you're... Sort of young for me... Eheh.

[clapifyoubullieve]

oH NO,
i DIDN'T, uHH,
i DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE, tRYING THAT, oR,
uHH,

i KNOW THAT, iT'S DIFFERENT FOR HUMANS,
i WAS JUST THINKING IT'S KIND OF, uM,
aWKWARD,
tHAT IS, oUR CULTURAL DIFFERENCES,