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sO, uMM,
i'M GOING TO TRY THIS, uHH, tHING THAT, kANAYA TOLD ME,
(tHAT IS, tHE kANAYA OF MY TIME AND, nOT THE ONE HERE),
tO, uHH, hELP, mY SELF ESTEEM,
sO STARTING RIGHT NOW, i'M NOT GOING TO TALK TO PEOPLE THAT, uPSET ME, bECAUSE,
tHAT WILL HURT HIS FEELINGS, aND THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR HIM,

uHH, sO i HOPE NOBODY MINDS OR, iS OFFENDED THAT, i'M DOING THIS THING,

oK,
uM,
i THINK, tHAT'S IT,

Comments

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nO, uMM,
i GUESS, i ALREADY HAVE ONE,

[wearecowboys.livejournal.com]

I suppose you do.

My apologies if I came off sounding a bit rude. My name is Henry.

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iT'S OK,
i'VE, uMM, hEARD RUDER,

mY NAME'S tAVROS,

[wearecowboys.livejournal.com]

It's a pleasure, Tavros. Judging by your typing quirks, you're a troll, aren't you?

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uHH, yES,
tHAT WOULD BE CORRECT,

[wearecowboys.livejournal.com]

Interesting. I had always thought the term "troll" was more of a simile or metaphor, but now I'm not too sure.

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oH, i'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
uHH,
wHAT WOULD IT BE A SIMILE OR, mETAPHOR OF, eXACTLY,

[wearecowboys.livejournal.com]

Of humans, is what I'm assuming.

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uMM,
wHAT,